Recent conversation at the curbside:
My roommate/X-husband says: "He (my contractor/boyfriend) needs to leave some damn room in the trash cans for OUR trash??"
Me: "Ummm........sorry. I know it's annoying. It'll be over soon. I swear. And if not, I'll kill him first."
My roommate/X-husband: "Get in line."
My friend: "Ya know couples get divorced doing remodels?"
My roommate/X-husband: "That's why it's so great that we're already divorced and her boyfriend is the one we get to blame!!!"